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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” SEE MORE

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Intelligence

A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”

The father replied: “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”

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“Honey,” said a husband to his wife: “I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy?” the wife exclaimed: “The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that,” the man replied.

“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” she asked.

“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

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